Archive for September, 2007

Poor Tarun Vijay

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

I just came across this article on Rediff

Delhi fiddles while the northeast burns

I really pity the man who wrote that piece. For he doesnt ‘get’ India. India is not a geographical entity. India is an idea. Since time immemorial, Hindustan / Bharat / India  has stood for some really simple values. Tolerance, love, brotherhood and peace. Those who came to conquer India have become part of it.

I do believe that the Ramayana is based on true incidents. I may be ignorant, but the relationship between the monkey Hanuman (representing a less evolved ancestor of Homo Sapien perhaps?) and Rama (representing the evolved Homo Sapien who is the future of civilization) carries a deeper meaning for me, than is evident initially.

Aryans came, Chinese came, Greeks came, Alexander came, Turks came, Mughals came, Parsis came,  Westerners came. India is still standing.

The Roman civilization can only be studied in history textbooks. The British who conquered us are now American lackeys. Alexanders empire is now a thousand pieces. India is still here.

 Poor Tarun, misguided by his RSS ‘leaders’, he thinks some 75000 Bangladeshis coming to India is going to change India in some big way.

Wake up dickhead, your ideas are from a different century. The Nation State is dead

Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »

I want you

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

I really want you to really want me
But I really don’t know if you can do that
I know you want to know what’s right
But I know it’s so hard for you to do that
And time’s running out as often it does
And often dictates that you can’t do that
If they can’t break this feeling inside
That’s burning up through my veins

I really want you
I really want you
I really want you now

No matter what I say or do
The message isn’t getting through
And you’re listening to the sound

Of my breaking heart

Posted in angst, heartache | 2 Comments »

News Update.. Badri found!

Monday, September 10th, 2007

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

 The photo above was taken by a very vetti al-gaida aaprative. Badri is alive and well!  Reportedly, he is meeting with Osama to ask for his help in madakifying Wafah Dufour, the daughter of bin Laden’s half brother, Yeslam Binladin (pic below)

wafah

 It is rumored that Wafah was taken by Badri’s photography skills and said to him “..Accept me. I want to be embraced, because my values are like yours. And I’m here. I’m not hiding.”

Unfortunately then she found out that Badri is linked to her uncle, and ran away to America, where she completed her law degree and is now making a music album.

Posted in Badri, comedy, nonstop nonsense, parody | 3 Comments »

News Flash aka Badri Kaanavillai

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

Chennai Nanganallurai sendha Badri ennum Badrinath-ai kaanavillai. Avar Chennaiyil tidel park-il oru kanippori iyal nirvanathil velai paathu kondu vandhaar. Than annan thirumanam vishayamaaga nanbargaludan Tiruchy poi thirumbiya Badri nanbar Sudharshan-ukku sms moolam, thaan veedu poi sendhadhaagavum, velaiku sella povadhaagavum,

seidhi anupi ullaar. Adhan piragu avarai kaanavillai.

Badri marmamaaga kaanamal ponadhum, avar photography aarvam muthi poi, photo edukka nediya payanam purappattu irukalaam endru charchai ezhundhirukiradhu..

Idhai patri avar nanbar Sudharshan idam keyta podhu..

 Sudharshan: Badri oru chinna vishayatha kooda vida maataan.. Dei sattai mela sambar sindhirku, adha thodaikaadha, photo edukanum nu sonnavan avan.. Avan thiramaiya paathu Bin Laden oda video shoot panna kootitu poitaanga nu nenaikareyn..

Bin Laden-ai kandu pidikalaam, aanal Badri enge? Yaarukum theriyaadhu.. Nonsense TV kaaga.. Scudie

Posted in Badri, comedy, tag | 6 Comments »